Drive-Bys

Giggle of the Day, Part I:


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How much do you want to bet that's what this fool was thinking?
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Giggle of the Day, Part II:

Jan 27 2010

"They're not smile lines, they're stretch marks. Cock sucker."

"My donkey. That's MY donkey. Get off my donkey! You know, you're not some superstar donkey jockey. Piss off."



"Yes, I can get away with wearing leather chaps. Just not on a windy day."

Heh.
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Loooooooooooooooo-see! Someone's got a LOT of 'splainin' to do:

Hundreds of documents, including 2009 W-2 forms, investment account balances and job applications -- many with Social Security numbers -- were found blowing in the wind around Touhy and Eastview Drive.

The Tribune learned about the airborne paper trail from a reader's tip and contacted some of the people and companies listed on the documents. No one could say where the paperwork came from, but because some of it was partially destroyed, a few speculated that a shredding company was to blame.

Yeesh!
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The Daily Douche Bag:

Jessica Kathleen Alexander, 18, and Tammy Nicole Ortega, 29, are douche bags. Ho's, too, and really cheap ones, at that.

Whoever in the school system elected to go to the police and not to the parents of these two kids is a douche bag. And so are the police and the prosecuting attorneys who are pursuing this.
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Great Reader is still on hiatus, but the party must go on. "It's Friday! Let's Dance!"

Billy Sweetfeets starts off the dancing with The Llama Song.

Personally, I'm up for a little Thin Lizzy:



How 'bout you? Join the party!

Update: Look! It's a new one from the Dancing Inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center.

Update 2: I said, "Let's Dance!" NOT "Let's Skants!"