Leslie's Omnibus

Batten Down The Hatches

My friend from the North Woods sent me the following:
THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER IS ISSUING ADVISORIES ON TROPICAL STORM ISAAC...LOCATED INLAND NEAR MONROE LOUISIANA...ON RECENTLY UPGRADED HURRICANE KIRK...LOCATED ABOUT 1500 MILES WEST-SOUTHWEST OF THE AZORES...AND ON NEWLY FORMED TROPICAL STORM LESLIE....LOCATED ABOUT 1125 MILES EAST OF THE WINDWARD ISLANDS.
Oh, goody.  Someone finally paid attention to just what a force of nature I am...
Leslie

Roadhouse Rhythm



Just try getting that one out of your head!
Leslie

Yick!

If the Agony Uncles are a true reputation about how men think, it's no wonder I'm not interested in dating.

Ugh.
Leslie

Pop Quiz


Roasted red peppers in anything other than roasted red pepper soup - Yes or No?
Leslie

Whoa, Nelly!

If the Princess Mom had done for my Baby Brother what this creative mom did...
Currently the top post on the front page of Reddit is this heart-warming lamp Redditor, justgrant2009, received from his mom on his wedding day. The lamp was filled with things his mom had found in his pockets whilst doing his laundry growing up.
  1. It would have to be a glass lamp base the size of a small dumpster
  2. It would be rated NC-17; and, 
  3. He’d be rich, given all the money he was famous for leaving in his pockets.
Leslie