Leslie's Omnibus


Once again The Lipstick Mystic (via the RedEye) has interesting plans for yours truly in the coming week:
July 23-Aug 22

You'll want to turn off the TV* and the phone, and schedule a 24-hour sexual marathon with your partner. If you're single, you'll be tempted to hook up with someone just to blow off some steam.

*Easily accomplished as it's still sitting in the cube next to mine. It's been 9 months. You'd think I'd take the darned thing home and hook it up, wouldn't you?

P.S. -- You want to see what she has in store for you? Drop me a comment or send me an email and I'll leave your very own horrorscope in the comments!


JihadGene said...

Obama screws me more than enough. I don't want to know.

The Meezers or Billy said...

let the sunshine, let the sunshine in............ah. if only i was not a small child I could have gone to woodstock.