Leslie's Omnibus


Overheard at Emil's on an opera night:
"She had legs like two sticks of gum and tits out to Montauk."
Classy, huh?

If you've been following the Pajamas Media tale, you just have to read this parody. Side-splittingly funny.

(A tip of the cap to Mog.)

Quote of the day:

"Still, I believe that there's a difference between saying you want to do something, and actually whipping out Mr. Lizard and doing the deed. No sperm, no foul, really."


Now here's a holiday that should appeal to V-Man.

(A tip of the cap to J-Walk.)

One more thing...

What Your Underwear Says About You
You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. Let's hope you're a chick.
You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.

(A tip of the cap to caltechgirl.)

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