Leslie's Omnibus


You're Buchanan-Perot!

As Pat Buchanan, you are nearing the end of a long and difficult road of hatred and distrust. Convinced that the world is out to get you and your kind, you are ever watchful of the collapse of civilization that surely is emerging before you. You are gradually realizing that this will not be your battle... no matter how much anger you feel, you won't be able to stop the cascading flow of immigrants, rights, and the internet into this country. With your last breath, though, you're going to speak out against it!

You select H. Ross Perot as your running mate to pillage his personal fortune for your campaign.

Take the 2008 Presidential Ticket Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

It's all Mog's fault.

Three decidedly oddly-themed headlines:
Underpant rage burns down house
Burglar caught with pants down
Thong fetish dog eats knickers

Blame this on Barry:

I am:
Hal Clement (Harry C. Stubbs)
A quiet and underrated master of "hard science" fiction who, among other things, foresaw integrated circuits back in the 1940s.

Which science fiction writer are you?


One hell of an epitaph:
Liz Renay, who died on Monday aged 80, was by turns a Las Vegas showgirl, gangster's moll, convicted felon, cult actress, stripper, streaker and charm school instructor.

Oooooo! Cooking lessons! I'm going to have to go.

My only question is, why just one school? We should have gone to this system a long time ago.

VMan asks the question, so here's my partial list:

Mr. Fletcher (later discovered to be a female, but never renamed)
Hairball (a/k/a Ralph(ie), Dog)

Then I started breeding and showing Devons:

PR Galidorn's Sadie Sopwith of Woodsprite (she spent a good deal of time airborn)
GRC Galidorn's Marilyn Monrex of Woodsprite
GRC Galidorn's Tepanga of Woodsprite
GRC Woodsprite's Am I Blue? (Peanut)
CH Galidorn's Barbara Gordon of Woodsprite (Babs)
Elegance Double Trouble of Woodsprite (D.T., Deeters)
Woodsprite's Flowers for Madame (Madam)
Woodsprite's Cajun Moon (Cajun)
Woodsprite's Presto Change-o!
CH Woodsprite Freddie the Flirt
Woodsprite Devons to Betsy (referred to by my sister as MOTAC -- Minion of the Antichrist)
Woodsprite Devons to Murgatroid
Woodsprite Ears Out to Here
Woodsprite Curls Down to There
Woodsprite Diamonds R Furever
Woodsprite's Magic Miro
Woodsprite's I'm 2 Rexy 4 My Curls

You get the idea.

He left one out here:

(The Full Monkey)

More strangely themed headlines:
Man Zaps Wife's Grandmother with Taser in Dispute Over Spanking
Cops Taser Student Running Naked Through High School Cafeteria

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