Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

"Massachusetts Flip-Flop Syndrome" strikes again. It must be something in the water...
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Sweet Jesus singing doo-wop on the corner by the street lamp -- my Christmas list is filling up! New number one on the list is this. A lifetime supply of the stuff. Then there's that Orgasmatron doohicky. And then I want either one of these or a motorized barstool equipped with autopilot and a built-in cup holder. Can't a girl dream?

I'll bet a few of my male buddies would like to put this on their Chrismas lists!
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Spawning and singing? Come to think of it, they really do go hand-in-hand.
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Why isn't every aging pop star this sensible?
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Leslie

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