Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

Dear Mr. Purportedly Homeless Guy --

Even The Homeless Guy says I shouldn't give to panhandlers. Following me too closely, getting too close to my purse and whining about being hungry only makes me want to get away from you as quickly as possible. Telling me you're a former University of Chicago professor who personally knows Barack Obama? Dude! That's the biggest turn-off of all. Go. Away. I don't need the reminder that we're all going to end up in your shoes after bankrupting ourselves with the health care bill that just passed thanks to your hero.

Sincerely,

Omnibus Driver
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Let the boys do their NCAA brackets. I'm doing the fashion fug brackets here, instead. Much mo bettah fun and far less stressful.
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Badly needed Giggle of the Day:

funny pictures of dogs with captions
see more dog and puppy pictures
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You know the economy is really bad when A-list actors make C-list movies:
Director Michael Bay announced Monday that actors Frances "Fargo" McDormand and John "Being John Malkovich" Malkovich have been added to the cast of "Transformers 3" -- which has scheduled portions of filming in Chicago this summer.
Yeesh! How the mighty have fallen!
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Ear Worm of the Day:

Leslie

2 comments:

The Meezers and Billy said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhh, well that ear werm really is better than listening to the mom lady person singing "Downtown"

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