Leslie's Omnibus


I sure wish I was in Dublin for St. Pat's Day...

I miss Ireland!

It's a 60-degree day outside today, yet I know... Winter Is Coming to toy with me, and on more than one level:
But we could see snow by the end of the week. The National Weather Service says rain or snow is likely Saturday and Sunday.
Martin is already very close to finishing ADWD which would give him at a minimum five years to finish books 6 and 7 (no more that seven have been planned, the reader asking the question has it wrong), even longer if HBO waits more than a year in between seasons, which they frequently do. Yes, I know ADWD will have taken him five years to complete but I don’t think the last two will pose quite as many problems for Martin as AFFC and ADWD did.
Right. I believe I'll see snow. But I'm skeptical about Martin being close to finishing ADWD. His last update to the book said he was close back in January of 2008. He's managed to get several other books published in the meantime, just not the Fire & Ice book I'm so damned anxious to get in my hot little hands. (Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! He lives to toy with my patience...)

P.S. -- They're filming in Ireland!

Warm up your deep fryer: Saturday is National Corn Dog Day! (Register your party here. Buy your party pack here.)

In honor of St. Paddy's Day:

Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced!

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid


I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

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Quote of the Day:
What Freud said about the Irish is: We’re the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis. -- William Monahan

I'm heading out to Lloyd's for a Guinness and a plate full of corned beef, cabbage, carrots and new potatoes...

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Anonymous said...

Happy St. Patricks Day Les! I miss the unpredictable Chgo weather - here it's stinkin' 84 degrees and relentless sunshine. :(


Graumagus said...

McCanns Irish Oatmeal: The Scottish Egg crunch outer component of choice (only the fooking brits use breadcrumbs!)

Mark said...

OMG, thanks for the song! I can't believe I've never heard it.