Leslie's Omnibus


Police have detained a man who was found wielding a sword in a parking lot where he said he was "hunting werewolves and chuds."
The man told investigators he was "hunting werewolves and chuds" who, in many cases, take the form of humans. Based on this information, the officers took the man to Harrison Memorial Hospital for an evaluation.
Good thinking there, gentlemen.

1 comment:

Graumagus said...

Guy needs to be locked up.

You need silver for werewolves, and CHUDs are generally only found underground or close to sewer access points.

Silver hollow point .45 ACP does for both.