Leslie's Omnibus

Rubber-Necking

'Splain me why any woman in her right mind would be living with this guy in the first place?  I mean, really.  Wouldn't YOU be attracted to a trailer trash guy who keeps an alligator handy at all times?  Sexy.  Very sexy. 
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Love and other catastrophies?   What the hell -- if all else fails, blame it on Bush.  Everybody else does.
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I heard about this new craze on the radio as I was driving to work this morning.  This would not only cause a mile-long gaper's block, it might just cause a multi-car pileup!  Gak!  What were they thinking?


Leslie

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