Drive-Bys

It's in the genes. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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In Illinois, health officials peppered bars and restaurants with smoking
cessation information and quit kits before Jan. 1.

Oh, yeah? I sure as hell haven't seen any of them.

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This guy gives attorneys a really bad name. You have to work really hard to be that big of an asshole.

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Check out No. 5.

To the Princess Mom I can finally say, "Neener, neener, NEENER!" (and not get myself beaned upside the head).

Flashlights and a book under every kid's covers, I say!

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