Rubber-Necking

This one had me on the floor:

What is your WARNING label?

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No smoking around Omnibus Driver. Thank you for your co-operation.

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(A tip of the cap to Richmond!)
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They fired FABIO (the bastards)!!! Do they really think any of these dweeby guys can replace him? Huh! I think not.

Excuse me while I hurl now...

(A tip of the cap to PJ.)
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Personally, I think that "dress" makes her look like she's being swallowed by a giant shower pouf.
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Hah!

Leslie's Omnibus -- [noun]: An immortal 'How" will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

(A tip of the cap to Andi.)
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