Leslie's Omnibus: From the Rowdies in the Back of the Bus

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It looks like maybe it's Disney Day in the Back of the Bus.

First, Elizabeth gives us a peek into the private lives of Donald Duck and Daisy Duck:

Donald Duck and Daisy were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex.

Well, the first thing Daisy asks is, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald says "No."

Daisy tells Donald that if he doesn't get a condom that they can't have sex and suggests to Donald that he go buy a condom. She says that maybe they sell them at the front desk.

Donald proceeds to go downstairs and gets to the front desk. He asks the hotel clerk if they sell condoms.

The clerk says, "Yes, we do," and pulls one out from under the desk and gives it to Donald. The clerk asks, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"

"No!" Donald says, "What do you think I am, some kind of pervert??"

[This from a character who never wears pants.]
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From Catfish, a tale about teaching little kids about using "big people" words:

A class of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big people' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done over the weekend.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
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