Leslie's Omnibus

Saturday Ramblings

Giggle of the Day:


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Quote of the Day:
CLIMATE scientists yesterday stunned Britons suffering the coldest winter for 30 years by claiming last month was the hottest January the world has ever seen.
Yep. That sneaky global warming certainly fooled the UK. Texans, too.
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Now you don't have to have a list of signatures in order to run for office in Illinois -- both Mayor Shortshanks and Governor Give-a-Lot are asking for resumes online.

(And, as I predicted, Governor Give-a-Lot is indicating he has no love for the plan to end free rides for seniors program -- even though it would save in the neighborhood of $30 million annually and only people who can damned well afford to pay their own reduced fee will be affected. But someone might think he was being a big ol' meanie, and he can't stand that. I'm sure he's a very nice man -- but he's a lousy governor.)
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Style points to the Old and Evil one!
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Spit-Take of the Day:
Dad: Never trust a priest with a boner. And definitely never trust a nun with a boner.
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License to slut around??? But it's all in the name of "humanity."
Leslie

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