Sigh.
Well, I didn't win the contest... but I'm going to take Susie up on her discount offer. Stay tuned for an Omnibus makeover!
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| You Are Heineken |
 You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it. You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk. Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times. Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. |
| You May Be a Bit Dependent... |
 You're more than a little preoccupied with being abandoned. You need a lot of support in your life, at all times. It's difficult for you to survive on your own... And you don't reallly think you ever could. |
| You Are 34% Selfish |
 In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well. But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you. |
| You Are 73% Grown Up, 27% Kid |
 Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature. Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed. |
Done?
45 men actually believed that quack??? I mean… “[F]at was drained from his abdomen so it could be injected into his pen[*]s, enlarging it.” I’m stunned. Just farookin’ stunned. (Although… this does give new meaning to the term “fatty.”)
I surely don’t get it. And I don’t think I ever will, either!
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Mr. Debonair is waxing poetic about ice cream. He can keep his Carvel Cookie Puss. This is the only ice cream brand/flavor that blows this Omnibus Driver's skirt up. WAY up.
"Somehow, Bo's personality is part Benito Mussolini, and part drag queen. To which we say: watch out, world. It's the unholy marriage of dictatorship and glitter."Too funny.
Mmmmmm!!!
| You Are a Strawberry Margarita |
 You're so sweet it's a little overwhelming, and people are a little afraid of corrupting you... [Huh???] It's a little difficult to imagine you with a margarita. [Damn straight, Skippy -- I'm a red wine girl!] And you're truly a different person after you've kicked back a couple! [Too right! Last time I tried it, I danced on a table with a cowboy from Saskatoon. That, of course, was eons ago.] |
"5. A hot bubblebath, six or eight good orgasms and/or a solid half-hour of laughing will make almost anything feel better."Too right.
| You Are a Liberal Republican |
 When you tell people that you're Republican, they rarely believe you. That's because you're socially liberal - likely pro-choice and pro-gay rights. You're also not so afraid of big goverment, as long as it benefits people and not politicians. You are the most likely of any Republican type to swing over to the Democrat side sometimes. |
| You Are 72% Feminine, 28% Masculine |
 You are in touch with your feminine side. Sensitive, intuitive, and caring are all words that describe you. And you're just masculine enough to relate to both men and women. |
| Your Power Color Is Indigo |
 At Your Highest: You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you. At Your Lowest: You require a lot of attention and praise. In Love: You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are. How You're Attractive: You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic. Your Eternal Question: "Does This Work Into My Future Plans?" |
and this:
Will this ever end?
| What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You |
 You are a giving soul. Way too giving in fact. You often get stuck doing the dirty work that no one else will do. Your look is put together, classic, and stylish. You always look fashionable without trying. You are a very outgoing person. You are true to yourself, and you never hold back. In relationships, you are practical and realistic. You have a romantic side, but you only let it out when it's appropriate. |
| You Are Balanced - Realist - Powerful |
You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally. You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go. Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control. Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. When it comes to who's in charge, it's you. Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler. You don't care much about what others think. But they better care what you think! |
| Your Life Path Number is 6 |
 Your purpose in life is to help others You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you. It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them. You take on responsibility, and don't mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver. In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner. You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first. Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love. And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own. |
The Divine Miss Marilyn in soft focus -- living the luxe life.
Aha! The real reason my friend Eric left the working world... glow-in-the-dark corporate zombies!| You Are Italian Food |
 Comforting yet overwhelming. People love you, but sometimes you're just too much. |
| You Are Grape |
 You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that. People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts. You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person. |
Agamemnon 66% Extroversion, 20% Intuition, 44% Emotiveness, 66% Perceptiveness |
Arrogant, combative, unscrupulous, cunning... You are most like Agamemnon, King of Mycenae. You are an extreme prick, and you're proud of it. You are always assessing your opponents, looking for their weaknesses and the perfect moment to obliterate them completely. The only thing that earns your respect is their abililty to trump you, but you make sure that never happens. You are concerned with the here and now, and not with people and their feelings and certainly not with theory and navel-gazing. You wear a tie to work. You are adept at reading people. You don't take issue with established procedures and rules on a theoretical basis, but will have no compunction about throwing them to the wind if they get in your way. Even though you are primarily concerned with results, and can often get them quickly, your contempt of the more analytical and detached types might be your undoing (they are very smart, and can be even more cunning than you, even if you won't admit it). You pride yourself on your risk-seeking nature, your fast thinking, and your ability to get results. You could probably go into business. Famous people like you: Attila the Hun, Ghengis Kahn, Boudicca, Vortigern, Charlemagne. Stay clear of: Civilization |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Greek Mythology Personality Test written by Aleph_Nine on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
