Leslie's Omnibus

Rubber-Necking

I'll bet he didn't have an explanation for this. At least not one he'd ever care to confide.
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True confessions: When I was five years old, I disappeared into my parents' bathroom for about 45 minutes. My mother discovered me just as I was finishing smearing the last little bit of a brand new one pound jar of petroleum jelly on my head.

What???

Welllllllllll -- I thought it was a beauty product. (Thank Yahweh I've improved my grooming skills since then.)
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Leslie

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