Drive-Bys

Quote of the day: "I gather a general lack of lips amongst the pigeonry means they can't just do a "ptoo!" and spit something out."

(A tip of the cap to El Capitan, who provided a badly-needed laugh today.)
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Oh, no! The Uncyclopedia is doing its level best to keep up with the crap bloggers. I think the entry is sadly incomplete, however, without links to King of the Crap Bloggers -- Old Crankypants, as well as Ellison, Og, El Capitan, Dooce and Miz Thang. Sheesh!
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Gee, thanks, Poppy. It's a wonder my retinas are still intact.
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To those who've sent emails that I have not yet answered, give me a couple more days to get back to my old self. I'd rather respond when I'm not in as much of a funk.
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