Okay, I'm ROTFLMAO at this:
Why, oh, why do I always get these, um, unusual results?
(A tip of the cap to Jay Solo.)
On the topic of flip-flops (funky or otherwise), Christina and the Head Yenta are of like minds. If you're smart, you won't mess with these women.
Lately, I keep finding posts that remind me that V-Man's monkeys are legion.
Look! Here's another one:
The Uncyclopedia has a heading for Ninja Pirate, but none for Baboon Pirates. Gross omission, don't you think?
And, no -- Baboon Pirates are not V-Man's monkeys sporting doo rags and eye patches.
At least I'm pretty sure.
Lawdy, Miz Clawdy! Don't tell Eric or K-Nine. One or t'other of them will show up at the next blodgmeet with Bugsy in tow. (Gucci or no Gucci.) Hillarity will ensue.