Hey Secret Agent Man, here’s Obama, the senator flashing his pearly whites with Randy Jackson, better known as a judge on American Idol. “Others pictured are Black Eyed Peas Rock Band; Tareq Salahi the President of the America’s Polo Cup; President Elect Obama, Fergie from Black eyed Peas and Michaele Salahi, posing this time as a former Miss USA and SuperModel.”
Deer in the Headlights
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You Are a Knight |
You are very unusual and even a bit eccentric. No one can really figure you out easily. Because you're not predictable, people behave irrationally around you. They may feel threatened by your presence, or they may underestimate you completely. You do best when you're close to the action. You don't move quickly, so you need to be near the center of things if you want to make a difference. You tend to act quickly, and decisively. In fact, you are often the first person to make a move. |
Yep.
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When did Technorati become so utterly useless as a tool to see who links to you and to which posts?
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Who knew Yoda spoke in both English and Chinese?
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Somewhere, sometime…I don’t know when…the public has dropped even the pretense that the Emergency Department is anything other than an all-hours urgent care or some kind of one-stop shopping for all of your real and imagined medical problems. It it this impatience, the medicalization of all aspects of life, represented by patients demanding instant treatment for things that thirty years ago would be shrugged off that ensures our health care system will bankrupt us, especially when it is free.
Road to Nowhere
Amid the bleak winter, hundreds of thousands of desperate Irish sought work on public works relief projects. By late December 1846, 500,000 men, women and children were at work building stone roads. Paid by piece-work, the men broke apart large stones with hammers then placed the fragments in baskets carried by the women to the road site where they were dumped and fit into place. They built roads that went from nowhere to nowhere in remote rural areas that had no need of such roads in the first place. Many of the workers, poorly clothed, malnourished and weakened by fever, fainted or even dropped dead on the spot.
Pit Stop
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No surprises here:
Your PERSONAL issues Score is 100%.
Your ECONOMIC issues Score is 100%.
According to your answers, the political group that agrees with you most is... LIBERTARIAN
LIBERTARIANS support maximum liberty in both personal and economic matters. They advocate a much smaller government; one that is limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence. Libertarians tend to embrace individual responsibility, oppose government bureaucracy and taxes, promote private charity, tolerate diverse lifestyles, support the free market, and defend civil liberties.
(A tip of the cap to Harper.)
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Given the above, it's no wonder I find this heart-warming:
The streets of downtown Batavia were going to be dimmer this year -- a $25,000 cut in the city's holiday decorating budget meant leaving lamp poles without lights and sparkly snowflakes in storage.This is the second town in the area that has responded this way. That's the spirit of America, right there.
But many residents love the holidays a lot, so they pledged to pitch in and brighten the city's streets where officials could not.
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Guess what I just bought myself for a pre-Christmas giggle?
You know you want one, too.
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Giggle of the Day:
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JihadGene says, "It's Friday! Let's Dance!"
Alrighty then...
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Call me a cock-eyed optimist, but I really hope this particular program is measurably successful.
If not, I can think of a ton of other places where we could spend the money. But it would be really, really nice if this worked. Too many dead kids this year.
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Now THIS would be a hell of an excuse to miss a few extra days of work, and it would be quite comical to be a fly on the wall when the boss gets the news...
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What's My Reading Pet Peeve?
My number one biggie these days is that publishers are making paperbacks a little wider, a lot longer and way heavier than they used to, and charging a premium of at least $2 more per book for something that's unnecessarily weighty, difficult to read because the spine isn't as bendy, and provides no more real content than any other paperback by the same author.
Just saying...
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Well, DUH! But it won't happen...
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Thought for the Day:
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Quick Stop
Talking about changing the channel to a person who still hasn't taken the television home is denying reality.
Omnibus Driver
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My nephew is potty training, so the other day I went with him to the bathroom to do Number 2. I noticed he was grunting and pushing pretty hard so I told him, “If you keep doing that you’ll blow a gasket.” No sooner had I said this, he unleashed an incredible fart. He looked at me with panic in his eyes and said, “I just blew a gasket!” IMMDAlso this priceless gem:
I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said “I can has cheeseburger?” There was a pause before I heard “Nom Nom Nom” on the other end. IMMDStraight to the RSS feed!
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JihadGene says, "It's Friday! Let's Dance!"
Alrighty, then. Here's a new video I found of those wonderful kids from Killarney -- Rasher & The Trainwrecks:
That'll get your toes tapping!
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Oh, the humanity!
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Ya think???
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Quote of the Day:
Many Muslims desperately flee these countries for the West in order to pursue their more extreme brand of Islam. We give them the freedom to do so--in effect the freedom to hate us.Wrap your head around that for a minute.
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I love me some etsy... but I adore Regretsy. It elevates fug to a whole new level of wrong.
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Ah, Illinois politicians -- you've got to love them:
The campaign of Chicago attorney and Democratic Senate candidate Jacob Meister said it began airing one-minute TV ads in central Illinois today in which he contends that helping the economy and creating jobs is more important than battling corruption.You notice that he never made the connection that a corrupt system caused our economy problems in the first place.
At least he's honest about it.
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Speaking of the honesty of Illinois pols, here's a little zinger from our Chicken-In-Charge:
“What I think is appropriate is that in the same way that everybody has to get auto insurance and if you don't, you're subject to some penalty, that in this situation, if you have the ability to buy insurance, it's affordable and you choose not to do so, forcing you and me and everybody else to subsidize you, you know, there's a thousand dollar hidden tax that families all across America are -- are burdened by because of the fact that people don't have health insurance, you know, there's nothing wrong with a penalty.”Thanks, Big Guy. You almost slipped that one right past us.
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And more honesty in Chicagoland today, this by a well-known radio host and opinion columnist (nope -- he's not a reporter), speaking about bloggers and blog commenters:
I've got news for you: The "town hall meeting" was invented by politicians to make you think that your opinion actually counts. It doesn't. A town hall meeting just gives people with too much time on their hands a chance to vent. Beyond that, it's an insult to broadcasters and journalists who have at least taken the time to form an opinion longer than a sentence and have actually done some research. What's the point of doing all of that, when any knucklehead has the same access to the people you brought to the party in the first place?Nice to know the only opinion that counts is a journalist's. And that only a journalist knows how to do research. And the media wonders why many of us resent them?
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You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in freedom, apple pie, rooting for America at all times, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.
Take the quiz at www.FightLiberals.com
(Gleefully snitched from Yabu.)
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Okay, I'm not to sure about these envelopes and I sure wouldn't get this custom nail art done, but I'm thinking the bacon popcorn and bacon ranch dressing mix sound pretty good.
I'm blaming Barb, who knows I think bacon is one of Nature's Perfect Foods.
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People are nuts. Really.
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Speaking of nuts: What's wrong with this headline?
That's about fourteen different levels of wrong.
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Quote of the Day:
Go read the whole thing here.If there are any of you out there with any connection at all to the Bushes, we implore you to give them our thanks…you tell them that a bunch of gay Hillary guys in Boystown, Chicago were wrong about the Bushes…and are deeply, deeply sorry for any jokes we told about them in the past, any bad thoughts we had about these good, good people.
You may be as surprised by this as we are ourselves, but from this day forward George W. and Laura Bush are now on the same list for us as the Clintons, Geraldine Ferraro, Stephanie Tubbs Jones, and the other political figures we keep in our hearts and never allow anyone to badmouth.
Criticize their policies academically and intelligently and discuss the Bush presidency in historical and political terms…but you mess with the Bushes personally and, from this day forward, you’ll answer to us.
We hope someday to be able to thank George W. and Laura in person for all they’ve done, and continue to do. They didn’t have to head to Ft. Hood. That was not their responsibility.
The Obamas should have done that.
But didn’t.
Wouldn’t.
Thank goodness George W. is still on his watch, with wonderful Laura at his side.
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Giggle of the Day:
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Ear Worm of the Day:
Bus Fumes
- The media thinks President Chicken Little is too thin-skinned...
- Pajamas Media thinks his speeches and interactions are in bad form...
- The UK papers think he's bloodless and pine for W...
- A military wife explains why he doesn't "get" the military...
- Harper points out that the "Barack Wall" is being built around the area where the memorial will be held at Ft. Hood to protect his pathetic hide...
President Obama invoked the Fort Hood shootings in an emotional appeal to Democrats to pass health care reform today, contrasting the sacrifices of soldiers with political positioning.The Chicken-in-Chief can't be bothered to get his ass down to Fort Hood to show one iota of compassion for the dead, the wounded or their families and fellow soldiers, but he can invoke them for his own political purposes???
The impassioned pitch to the entire Democratic caucus came hours before the House vote tonight on the signature issue of Obama’s presidency, with Democratic leaders struggling to keep members from conservative districts on board.
“He was absolutely inspiring. In a very moving way, he reminded us what sacrifice really is,” said New Jersey Rep. Rob Andrews, estimating the persuader-in-chief turned several votes.
“Sacrifice is not casting a vote that might lose an election for you; it is the sacrifice that someone makes when they wear the uniform of this country and that unfortunately a number of people made this week,” said Andrews.
“It made a lot of people feel a little less sorry for themselves about their political problems,” he added. “This is an emotional time for a lot of our folks politically, but this is politics and I think he correctly pointed out what’s a heck of a lot more important.”
I. Am. Outraged.
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An increasing number of drivers are being cited for windshield and window obstructions, which can include anything an officer deems to "materially obstruct" a driver's vision. The only exceptions are government-issued items such as I-PASS boxes and parking stickers.
Yusuf Ishaq said he resented hearing Hasan called a "devout Muslim" because his actions contradict that. "The man is mentally sick," said Ishaq, of the Bridgeview mosque. "We condemn his actions. ... Islam does not permit what (he) did."
"....We have chosen to be a part of this community," Mustapha said. "We have first, second and third generations that grew up with no other homeland but the United States. We are a part of this country and serve it honorably. We are Americans; we are most concerned about this country."
When Lake Park closes the competition with a near-perfect show, Marian's hopes sink.
Near midnight, a voice bellows the results on the PA system, counting down from 12th place. The announcer says that second place goes to Lake Park. Marian Catholic has won the state championship.
The kids try hard not to erupt. "Shhh, shhhh, shhh," they say to each other, having been instructed time and again that it's not about winning.
Then, a surprise: Lake Park band director Chiodo instructs his students to face the Marian students and play a chorale in their honor. Tears flow from both bands, and from Bimm as well.
The audience files out, and Bimm speaks to his kids.
"Being named the champions today is a huge honor," Bimm says. "But I want you to think about something. ...
"There were some pretty not-happy faces when we finished the performance, because some of you didn't perform as well as you wanted to."
The lesson of the night, adds Bimm, came from Lake Park's impromptu salute.
"With great dignity, they turned around and played for you," Bimm says. "We should try to be like them."
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(A tip of the cap to Mog for the video.)
Truly frightening, folks.
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(Photo: Bedford County District Attorney/Associated Press)
It's a thought.
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Haaaaaaaaahahahaha! Little Levi cried "Unfair!" to Conan... and gets Shat Upon again:
Karma's a bitch, kiddo.
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Pelosi actually does as promised?
Congressional Hispanics agree that illegal aliens should not be covered under Obamacare?
The DEA makes it easy for old and dying people to get their pain meds?
To quote Balki Bartakamous, "Dun't be ree-dic-cue-los!"
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The new teaser is out for "Despicable Me". I can't wait for this to come out:
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Giggle of the Day:
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At The Crossroad...
...I think I'm going to follow Michael Yon's advice when it comes to discussing the horrific events of yesterday at Fort Hood:
And pray. I can do that.
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"Levi Says Tonight Show 'Shat' on Him"Heh. It's called karma, Levi.
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This crazy story about bare bears got me to reminiscing about the Fuzzy Wuzzy bath soap I begged for as a kid. Vile stuff, actually. And lookie -- you can get new and improved Fuzzy Wuzzy soaps here and here.
Remember now?
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Well, phooey. Another Chicago classic is going down the tubes.
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Planning on traveling by plane over the holidays? Then you might want to read this warning that flights may be cut. Overbooking is always a problem, but it sounds like it may be far worse than normal this year.
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If you're coming to Chicago, be sure and schedule a little time for a walk around the Aqua Building. This photo doesn't do it justice, as it seems to undulate like water as you walk around it. Truly spectacular!
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Quote of the Day:
I’m sorry, but I don’t care how if you can do pushups with your tongue. When you dress like Mr. Furley it kills it, man.Too funny!
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Okay... the Dems' healthcare bill is now over 2,000 pages and includes even more governmental controls, which you know will just pile on the administrative costs. Their "uninsurables" plan requires a six month wait.
The proposed GOP plan would reduce premiums and cut the deficit. They're not saying "no." They're saying "Let's try this first."
The GOP plan makes one hell of a lot more sense to me. I just wish they'd pushed for this years ago.
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Giggle of the Day:
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Stopping Traffic
Please send up a prayer for all of them.
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Well-behaved children are the most wonderful, beautiful things in the universe. Children who are not, are the opposite of wonderful and beautiful. Parents who do not require proper behavior in public from themselves and from their children are ____________________ well, you fill in the blank yourselves, why dontcha. There are many synonyms for “assholes” in any Dollar Tree thesaurus.Bravo!
Bring it on.
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Data on stimulus data doesn't add up?
Governor Quinn follows in the Blagoviator's footsteps and keeps free rides for seniors even though the RTA is financially strapped?
Unemployment numbers will continue to look like absolute crap for some time to come?
Pelosi once again displays disdain for the voting public?
To quote Gomer Pyle,
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Having more than 3 cats requires a kennel license? Why can't we apply this to people, as well?
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Becky made me spew my morning chai all over my monitor.
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I know what Eric should be for Halloween next year:
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And here's a little article on the history of zombies for you, too.
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Two little pieces of good news on the food front.
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Is It Me...
No. 2: "Is it warm in here?"So I admit it -- I'm going to start with the premise that, until and unless someone under the age of 40 tells me it's warm first, yes, it's me.
Me: "Dude! I'm 51 years old and just beginning to know what a hot flash is. Do you really think I'm the right person to ask???"
No. 2: "I was afraid you were going to say that..."
I'm so not mentally ready for this.
Whoa, Nelly!
(Not underWEAR -- underPANTS. She said it over and over again in the dream.)
And really, my underpants were just fine -- clean, unfrayed, no holes.
It must have been her x-ray vision* at work, because I was fully clothed in the dream, too.
I'm sure good old Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this...
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*I don't know about your mom, but MY mom sure had it.
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In what respects, then, does California "excel"? California's state and local government employees were the best compensated in America, according to the Census Bureau data for 2006. And the latest posting on the website of the California Foundation for Fiscal Responsibility shows 9,223 former civil servants and educators receiving pensions worth more than $100,000 a year from California's public retirement funds. The "dues" paid by taxpayers in order to belong to Club California purchase benefits that, increasingly, are enjoyed by the staff instead of the members.Not on the government's payroll? There's hope for you yet. After all, the Dem's healthcare bill will create 111 new government bureaucracies that'll need staffing. That's the ticket!
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Saw this, and thought that maybe it's something "The Bride" might be wanting to order ahead for my BlogDaddy for Christmas. It's right up his alley.
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I saw this, and thought it was a common sense aproach to a real problem. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm not one of those Global-Warming-Sky-Is-Falling-We're-All-Gonna-Die nutjobs. I do, however, really hate to see the amount of waste we produce willy-nilly every day. So this is teaching responsibility and good stewardship, without going overboard on the dogma.
Good show.
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It's incidents like this that illustrate why it's a crying shame that CTA took conductors off the El trains:
Screaming "the train took my baby,'' a mother watched in horror as a CTA train pulled away from a North Side station with her baby and stroller stuck in the doors.Thank all that is holy that the baby is okay. But this is just not good.
The train dragged the stroller until it hit a barrier at the end of the Morse station and the 22-month-old girl flew onto the tracks, missing the third rail, police said. The mother jumped onto the tracks, scooped up her child and handed her up to someone on the platform, he said.
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Police are accusing a 22-year-old upstate New York man of hanging his girlfriend's four-month-old kitten with a belt and making a video of the animal struggling.You know my philosophy -- the punishment should equal the crime. Literally.
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I wondered about this. Didn't you? (Ugh!)
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If you heard loud weeping and gnashing of teeth from the eastern shores, it's not that he's upset about potential voter fraud; oh, no! Jimbo just got this news:
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Just a quick note that the boots that I ordered from Endless.com yesterday arrived today. They clearly run a size small, so I'm sending them back. Start to finish, my dealings with this e-tailer have been wonderful -- free overnight shipping; free return shipping; easy-to-use and liberal return policy.
As soon as my refund hits the debit card, I'll be ordering another pair in a larger size.
No, they didn't pay me to say this. Yes, I'll order from them again. This is how you succeed in business.
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Signs
LeoSure thing. In the meantime, I just ordered some new winter boots illustrative of my demure and girly nature. Behold.
July 23-Aug. 22
You're pushing ahead with a romance. [Lies! I'm behaving myself and waiting patiently.] Mars is turning you into a dominatrix. You want your lover to obey you and satisfy your every demand, but your honey could be preoccupied with an ex. Give him or her time to end that old relationship.
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