Drive-Bys

The door swings open, and we peek fearfully inside to find Ditzy Ward Clerk, standing there covered with the eruption from a veritable shit volcano. She is coated from head to toe in shit and tiny clumps of pulpy toilet paper. The only part of her that isn't brown is the whites of her eyes, and they're as big as saucers.

Just one more reason I love reading AD.
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Bwaaaaaahahahaha!!!
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Barking mad. Totally. (Gack.)
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Omnibus Driver will have to write:

I will stop drawing offensive cartoons

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Hmmm... they must have mistaken me for this guy.

Leslie will have to write:

I will not accidentally light my hair on fire

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Oddly, I recently had a dream wherein someone did just that. Spooky.

(A tip of the cap to LL.)
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You've got to love a protective papa.
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Future Darwin Award winners here.
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Just. Doesn't. Get it.
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Outstanding display of parenting skills.
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Mine are bigger than yours. Dammit.