Rubber-Necking

Giggles, Giggles and More Giggles:

The Carrie Underwood defense?



Apparently the cab driver who hit me is at it again. Or another pedestrian was beamed down from the Starship Enterprise... just like I was.



Great Twitterature down through the ages.

Yup. This would result in Unicorn farts. Just not the first kind that come to mind...

All done.

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Update: I shouldn't find this as funny as I do... but then again, my maiden name is Morlock. (Really.)