Leslie's Omnibus


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Great Reader got the jump on his usual Friday music post. Instead of, "It's Friday! Let's Dance!" he says, "Don't Worry! Be Crappy!"

I say:

DaGoddess is rockin' that which she knows well -- Sweet Goddess of Love and Beer.

My Barstool Blog Son says he's been in the Right Place, Wrong Time.

Billy Sweetfeets Gingersnap Norton is feeling Badgered.

Kerrcarto is Level Staked and ready to Jam.

And you?

Has anyone paid any attention to the fact that in every photo of her lately Lindsey Lohan has pinpoint pupils? Forget cocaine. I think she has bigger synapses to fry. (I fear for that young lady.)

I think he really did mean it to be a thoughtful early Mother's Day gift:

A Harvey man was recently charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon recently after he shot himself in the leg with a sawed-off shotgun in the parking lot of his 85-year-old mother's apartment building in Oak Lawn, police said.

Michael J. Connolly, 58, of the 15800 block of Woodbridge Avenue was arrested after he accidentally discharged the weapon while he was carrying it to his mother's apartment in the 5600 block of West 103rd Street, police said. Connolly told the arresting officers that he had consumed six beers before he went to his car and retrieved the shotgun, which he intended to give to his mother as a gift, police said.

Isn't that what you'd get for your 85-year-old mother? I don't know about you, but I see a Darwin Award in his future.

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