Well, there's an answer to that, and it's... BOOBQUAKE!
I can't wear the most provocative things I own for work...
... but I can certainly post a photo here.
I got new batteries for my camera, so you know what I'm doing tomorrow. (And it's not like I haven't done something silly like this before...)
Anybody care to join me? If so, sign up here.
Oh, look! Peedee's in!
Holy smokes! The normally proper and demure Miss Nancy is in!