Leslie's Omnibus

From the Rowdies in the Back of the Bus

I know how the poor kid feels...


It's an all-Cheney line-up today.

First, my BlogDaddy has the late night monolog one-liners covered... and then some.

Catfish sent me a sampling of news story headlines related to Vice President Cheney's shooting accident:

Kingsville Dispatch "Sheriff Fines Cheney $100 For Only Wounding Lawyer"

National Review Online "Red States Poll Shows Cheney Shooting Was Justifiable"

Dallas Morning News "Shot Came From Grassy Knoll"

Austin Statesman "Cheney Says Victim's Quail Call Was Best He Ever Heard"

Washington Post "Cheney Prevents Hunting Party From Field Dressing Shooting Victim"

The Nation "Cheney Drove Shooting Victim to Hospital Tied to The Hood of His Car"

San Antonio Express/News "Sneaky Lawyer Tactics Don't Work On Cheney"

Houston Chronicle "Personal Injury Lawyers Hold Candlelight Vigil Outside Cheney Victim Hospital"

Wyoming Tribune Eagle "Cheney Friends Decline Fall Duck Hunting Invitation"

La Raza "Cheney Shooting Victim Gets Emergency Room Priority Over Illegal Aliens"

Vegan News "Cheney Shooting Victim Converts To Vegetarian In Hospital"

NRA American Rifleman "Witnesses Claim Cheney Only Feathered Lawyer"

New Orleans Times Picayune "Getting 'Dicked' Has All New Meaning"

Broussard "Times Pickyournose" (Broussard, La.)"Cheney misses Quayle"

In an effort to remain OSHA Compliant, the sign outside the White House has been updated to reflect the latest statistics.


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1 comment:

Livey said...

Oh boy do I know how that little boy feels too!