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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low


Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Hmmm... Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. A couple of powerful broads, indeed.

(A tip of the cap to What Now Murphy.)
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Since we're already on the topic of debauchery...

Your Pimp Name Is...
Sugar Lips Love



A tip of the cap to James Old Guy, Mr. Mactastic Love himself.)
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One more thing --

This must be the week for the world's worst pick-up lines. First T1G gets pasted with a loser line. Last night, I got to hear, "You're really sexy for an older woman. What's your bra size?"

Smoooooooooooooth. Real smooth. I'm so flattered.
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We're No. 1. Whoohoo!


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Leslie

2 comments:

Harvey said...

Me, I'd probably try a line on you like, "I know you're probably not old enough for me to buy you a drink, but I still think you're gorgeous"

Anyway, I got "Pimptastico Shagswell" among others. Turns out the Pimp Name generator is completely random & not based on the name entered :-(

Omnibus Driver said...

Flattery will get you everywhere!