Closed-Captioned...

... for the cocktail-impaired.

Meet Sweetie Pete, a/k/a "Speedo Gonzalez." (Yes, if you embiggen enough, you'll see the Speedo over the jeans.) I need a caption for this photo so that I can LOLerize it, have it printed in at least 8"X10" format, frame it and send it down to Mexico with Speedo and CancunAnne to decorate their new joint under the palapa, looking out over the beach.

Help a girl out, will ya?
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Update:

From Susan on Facebook:

• "ICAN(CUN) HAZ A BUKET ON MAH CABEZA" and
• "IM IN UR BARROOM FLASHIN MAH SPEEDO" and
• "AH HAZ A FIESTA IN MAH SPEEDO" and
• "U R DOIN IT SCHLONG"

Moar plz!