Drive-Bys

Giggle of the Day, Part the First:

'Marjorie, dear. How would you like to play a big part in stopping an environmental disaster?'

What? It's better than anything Obama or BP have come up with so far.
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Yesterday I got up early, put my jeans on and went to work.

Jeans?

Yes.

I was fully convinced it was Friday.

I walked into the office, wandered over to my cube and went to work.

It wasn't until 11:00 a.m. when I got up to hit the water cooler that my office manager came over to say hello... and then she did a double-take.

"Leslie, you're wearing jeans?"

"Well, yeah. It's Friday."

"No, it isn't."

"Yes, it is."

"No, really, it isn't."

"Now look -- I know holiday weeks screw me up beyond belief, but I know it's Friday."

I had to look at the date on my phone and the calendar on the wall to be convinced that no, it wasn't.

Sheesh. That's almost as embarassing as the time...

Yeah. I have my moments.
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Quote of the Day, Part I:

Don't you want to see a gopher do the Taser flop?

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It may be a dandy curiosity, but this is not art.
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The Blagoviator's trial has finally begun here in Chicago and, of course, he swears up and down he'll take the stand. Eric Zorn says he won't testify.

Personally, I'm kind of torn on this. Half of me says the guy simply cannot muzzle himself, even when it's in his own best interest. The other half says Zorn's right and he can't stand the heat of direct scrutiny.

What's your take?
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Monkey Goggles.

(I just love the name. The fact that it's a cool blog is secondary.)
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Quote of the Day, Part II:

Me: “Sorry, sir, but Igloo begins with an I.”

Caller: “The heck it does! Igloo is spelled E-G-L-U-E. I have a G.E.D you can’t pull one over on me, Mr. Fancy Pants!”

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Giggle of the Day, Part the Second:


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Giggle of the Day, Part the Third:


see more Lolcats and funny pictures
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Jihad Gene is bidgee doing something or other... so I guess it's up to me to get this party started.

"It's Friday! Let's Dance!"



So what's got your toes tapping today?

Can't decide? Go visit Elisson and see what he's got teed up on the Little White Chune Box.

And if that doesn't do it for you, Billy Sweetfeets Gingersnap Norton has an interesting foreign import for you.

Update:

Jimbo is popping some Halapeenas.

Kerrcarto gave out a Friday Rebel yell!

Paul kicks off a little Friday night anarchy.

Fausta is serving up a little late night Tango.
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