Leslie's Omnibus


Quote of the Day:
After copulation, the male stands on the female's back, then jumps off over her head.
Bet that got your attention!

Did you know that Chicago is the 4th most walkable city in America? (And I have lived in the fifth and sixth most walkable neighborhoods in the city!)

I've heard of bombing your house for bugs, but this is ridiculous.

Great Reader outdoes himself today. He just slays me:
...Our Barrack, who's-Named Obama, so hollow be this lame. Thy kingdom come, Rezko's will be done, on earth, as it is in the projects. Give us this day, our daily talking points, and lead us not within 10 miles of Jessie Jackson. May we pile up debt and have Hillary supporters pick up the checks, as we are black, and can't be questioned. And lead us not into the Republican Party (who are all a bunch of pussy's) but deliver us from Karl Rove. For me and mine's is the kingdom, and the power, and the White House forever. Right on!


Maeve said...

Come over and see the poem he wrote for me about my darling Osgood.
Rotten Cat........

Anonymous said...

.... he is a cad and a scoundrel, that guy!..... but OUR cad and scoundrel!...