Police say a man was arrested after admitting to, and being caught on DVD having sex with his picnic table repeatedly.
Whaddaya want? It was a very sexy picnic table and they had an understanding that the relationship was exclusive...
Wouldn't that be "inseminating" the table instead of "disseminating"? Unless after he was done he..[Grau's brain has shut down temporarily to stop him from completing this thought.]
Hope it was well sanded. The splinters...owww!!
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