Leslie's Omnibus

Rubber-Necking

Just when you think you've seen it all:
Police say a man was arrested after admitting to, and being caught on DVD having sex with his picnic table repeatedly.
I'm going to have to bleach my brain out after that one...
Leslie

4 comments:

Mike said...

"Disseminating"?

Omnibus Driver said...

Whaddaya want? It was a very sexy picnic table and they had an understanding that the relationship was exclusive...

Graumagus said...

Wouldn't that be "inseminating" the table instead of "disseminating"? Unless after he was done he..

[Grau's brain has shut down temporarily to stop him from completing this thought.]

diamond dave said...

Hope it was well sanded. The splinters...owww!!