Leslie's Omnibus

Flashing Light Ahead

I just had an epiphany.

The White House wants us to send them our "fishy" emails. So here's my plan: Send every ad for viagra, penis enhancement, any type of insurance, online universities, porn sites, gift cards, loan bail-outs, work from home offers and the like, as well as Nigerian scams and phishing emails (and that's from just a quick scan of my Hotmail account's junk mail inbox) to flag@whitehouse.gov.

Really, if the government wants so badly to control the information we receive, especially the "fishy" stuff, then let's give them the real "fishy" stuff and let them have at it. I've got at least 400 or so to send to start off with. You?

Update: Holy crap! Big Brother really is watching!


Nancy said...

I wonder how many spam emails they've gotten so far? lol

word verification: vitoboap? what's that?

Anonymous said...

Hey Les,

I totally sent them comments asking why,if Obama believes what he says, he doesn't come out of the closet and admit to being a marxist?!


Muslims Against Sharia said...

Trailer Trash Bill Warner Has Enlisted in the White House Internet Snitch Brigade

Ever since the White House announced the creation of its Internet Snitch Brigade (flag@whitehouse.gov), Americans were waiting for Insane P.I. Bill Warner to join it. And today it finally happened! In "ASSASSINATE BARACK OBAMA PLOTS INCREASE TO 10 RACIST RIGHT WING BLOGGERS FUEL WHITE SUPREMISTS (sic.) SECRET SERVICE SHUT EM DOWN by Bill Warner investigator," Warner writes:

"The US Secret Service so needs to investigate "Muslims Against Sharia by Khalim Massoud and Pamela Geller for her Anti-American racist activities on her website, which she operates out of her Manhattan NY apartment, and her incitement to hate by others and the possible murder of President Barack Obama.

Contact flag@whitehouse.gov and provide information for websites that promote hate and or attacks against the President of the United States Barack Obama.U.S.
Secret Service
New York City Office
335 Adams Street
32nd Floor
Brooklyn, NY 11201
Telephone: (718) 840-1000"

After pretending to file various lawsuits and complaints with the FBI, USSS, County Court, etc., Insane P.I. Bill Warner decided to employ another tactic. He wants the Internet Snitch Brigade to do his dirty work, to defame people who dare to disagree with Warner's demented rants. Could this trailer trash be more of a Nazi?


We offer our sincere apologies to trailer trash for comparing them with Bill Warner.

Jackie D said...

Excellent suggestion. I will forward my spam folder to them daily.

Kevin said...

Excellent plan. I'm certain those Kenyan-born Obamamaniacs are far too dense to employ spam filters of their own to immediately forward bogus emails to the Obama Death Panel E-mail Identification Committee. No doubt they'll put some special identification feature on the National Health Insurance Mark of the Devil ID cards.

Time to loosen up the tinfoil, folks.

Happy early birthday Leslie!


Omnibus Driver said...

Kevin, this is no more tinfoil crazy than our President asking us to turn our friends and neighbors in. That smacks of McCarthyism to me. It scared me that it happened way back then and it certainly scares the bejeepers out of me now.

P.S. -- Thanks for the birthday greeting!

Kevin said...

On, puh-lease. And you call Obama "Chicken Little." Snrk.

I'll let my friends in St. Petersburg keep an eye on your shenanigans. KGB is signing off.

Omnibus Driver said...

Yes, I do, and for good reason. When has anything not been an immediate crisis for him? If we don't fix it -- RIGHT NOW -- we're all gonna die. He isn't proactive -- he's reactive. And he throws piles of money -- at the tax payer's expense -- at every problem, without considering the consequences of doing so, and with no fiscal oversight or responsibility.

He creates crises by telling us how awful it is RIGHT NOW and we have to fix it RIGHT NOW with MORE MONEY.

He promised transparency. There is none. He promised five days -- only five days -- between when something hit his desk and when he signed it. He hasn't delivered; he's done it instantly.

I'd like to see one measured thing come out of DC. It won't happen.

And this turning in your "fishy" emails thing? It IS McCarthyism. And it's unconstitutional. Deal with it.

And feel free to turn me in.

I welcome it.

Anonymous said...

Lordy! Today I heard that he said our border is broken. Again the broken statement - can he find a new word for Christ's sake!!

Also saw that he was advertising on Craiglist for healthcare supporters. I may do it for a little extra money!


JihadGene said...

I turned you in.


Graumagus said...

I've been sending Mature Barnyard porn links in as "Alternative End Of Life Counseling Options"

Never have I had more fun with the disgusting flotsam that ends up in my spam filter :)