"Illinois is currently experiencing rapid population growth because an Illinoisan's only natural predator is the Wisconsin State Highway Patrol."
It's TRUE!
This is a must read for all Illinois residents, or anyone contemplating visiting the Land of Lincoln. But be sure to either put down the beverage first or shield the monitor.
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Quote of the day, from my buddy Donna, an Executive Assistant, to our tech support guy: "You know, the problem with all this new technology is that there's too damned much of it."
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