Drive-Bys

Giggle of the Day:

Joanie nearly slayed me with this, and then I saw this:



Must be silly black & white doggie day...
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Don't tell my downstairs neighbors about this. I own the worlds most obnoxious alarm clock, which is always set on rooster crow mode, and I don't want to give them any ideas...
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Why did I miss Og? Oh... just little stories like this. *Giggle*
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Mostly Cajun is swattin' at moonbats today:

Dear, dear moonbat. The weapon is the mind. I could grab the hatrack from the corner of my office and kill with it. And what, pray tell, are you going to do about several inconvenient truths, such as the gazillion ‘traditional knives’ already out there, or the fact that stabbing tools can be fabricated from ANYTHING (just ask a local prison guard) and have been since the dawn of man.

Or, let’s do another direction, and take away knives… Why of you think that all those neat weapons used in martial arts look like farm implements? Nunchaku? Flail for separating rice from the stalk. Kama? Farmer’s sickle.

Or how about getting stabbed with a serving fork. Or the sinister ice pick. And while a standard cheap ball point pen is sufficient, there are TACTICAL pens that are meant to serve as weapons… The list goes on. Necessity is the mother of invention, and weapons have been necessities since the beginning of time.

But that would be logical, and would assume an understanding of science and human nature and stuff like that, and moonbats never let those things get in the way of their plans for all of us…

Heh.
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Oh, goodie. Another one. Is there not a single politician in Washington who knows how to keep his trousers zipped???
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You know that something is truly wrong when you get warnings like this from your local constabulary:

Summertime is a high-traffic season at area cemeteries, both for people visiting loved ones' graves and the thieves preying on them.

So with Father's Day around the corner, police officials are warning people to lock their cars and keep a close eye on purses and other valuables after several recent thefts at graveyards.

Sheesh.
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Sammy Sosa's been off my list since the infamous corked bat incident. Just this past week he was pontificating about how, now that he's retired, he's just resting on his laurels and waiting for induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Seems he'll be waiting a long, long time.

Hubris.

It'll get you every time.
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Okay. I need some happy now. Here you go:



(Whoa! Just got some very funny looks for dancing around in my cube...)

Just for that...



Hah!