Drive-Bys

Ear Worm of the Day (inspired by this):



Yowza.
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Quotes of the Day:

[A] well placed claw in a bean tooshie may not always get you your food faster, but it will amuse you to no end when the bean starts jumping around and hollering. -- Miles Meezer

I am the mighty Whapinator. -- Sammy Meezer

What? The Meezer boys make me laugh.
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Psssst! Ladies! If you want to know how to get a guy's attention, forget dressing provocatively. Just be able to recite this recipe by heart. Unless he's a vegan or vegetarian, he'll follow you anywhere.

(A big smoocharoonie to Contagion for the pointer.)
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Giggle of the Day:


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