Quotes of the Day:
[A] well placed claw in a bean tooshie may not always get you your food faster, but it will amuse you to no end when the bean starts jumping around and hollering. -- Miles Meezer
I am the mighty Whapinator. -- Sammy Meezer
What? The Meezer boys make me laugh.
Psssst! Ladies! If you want to know how to get a guy's attention, forget dressing provocatively. Just be able to recite this recipe by heart. Unless he's a vegan or vegetarian, he'll follow you anywhere.
(A big smoocharoonie to Contagion for the pointer.)
Giggle of the Day: