Leslie's Omnibus


Quote of the Day: "Police say reports of the flasher — who uses underwear to mask his face — have been sporadic through the years."

Hokay, Lucy. 'Splain me how you wouldn't see that guy coming from a mile away!!!


Blonde Justice said...

Maybe he's just confused about the right way to wear underwear. Like, maybe no one ever taught him how to put it on. And he's trying to put it on like a shirt.

That'd be my trial defense anyway.

Bob said...

If the mask is yellow, he's coming toward you. If it's brown, ... well, you get the idea.