Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

Okay, forget the Shakespearean Insult Generator. For sheer "whack 'em off at the knees" verbal swordsmanship, Velociman reigns supreme:
"There are mandrills beating out better syntax at the Yerkes Primate Research Center on cobwebbed Commodore 64's, you damnable demiglot. They leave more intelligent comments here, too."
He'd even make the Bard blush.
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Omnibus Driver will go to jail for ...


Stealing condoms from the grocery store



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Water balloons. They make dandy water balloons. Yep. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

(A tip of the cap to Livey.)
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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!


Leo






Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense.
In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself.
Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra

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Those of you that've met me know why this left me ROTFLMAO.

This, on the other hand...


Omnibus Driver --

[noun]:

A perma-orgasm


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Well...

(A tip of the cap to Lisa W.!)
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Leslie

1 comment:

Harvey said...

Are you sure that's a Zodiac sign? It looks like a seminal vesicle cross-section :-)