Since I've had a couple of friends who have gone to seminary, I do know it's possible for a minister to be a rowdy at heart. For example, Rev. Sensing gave me the giggles today.
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Elizabeth notes that there's a new wine for seniors --
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as Pinot More.
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Marian sends this tale of the Vet's Mom:
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Madam, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."
The priest replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"
The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week."
The Priest was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession," the priest says. "Where does he practice?"
The old lady says proudly...."Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."
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An Emily Litella moment, indeed. Seems to me Zonker had one of those recently, as well.
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