Jumping in head first..

This strikes me as gruesome… and morbid. How about you?
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Remember the old "ring around the collar" ads? I dunno. Somehow it seemed fitting.
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Spirit and Opportunity are turning into Martian versions of the Energizer Bunny:
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Summer camp for dog owners? This actually sounds like a lot of fun.
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Forget the Carnival… cats now have their very own blog!
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This is another reason I'll be single forever. I meet guys like the various ones pictured all the time. And my mom wonders why I won't sign up for eharmony.com. She MUST be joking.

But wait! If I'd only known about this sooner, I might just have found the man of my dreams. Be still, my beating heart. (Has anybody got a fan? It's getting HOT in here!)

Don't worry -- I've heard them all at one time or another.
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The Command Post has a Photo Shop contest going on. Don't forget to vote for your favorite… once you finally stop laughing.
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Dave Barry picks lucky winners of honorary Florida drivers licenses.
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Some people will do ANYTHING for attention! The mind truly boggles!
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Pignapped! This sounds like something I might have done when I was on staff at the YMCA camp in Wisconsin. Ahhhhhhh! Those were the days.

Anyway, it sounds like some people have no sense of humor whatsoever.
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For Cheryl… and Mort: Fifty Shekel?
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Banzai!!!