From the Rowdies in the Back of the Bus

This gave me the giggles.  Ram tough, indeed.
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And this one had me spewing all over my monitor.  (Tip of the cap to Megan McArdle.)  
 
Note:  This site is getting a lot of hits, so if the page doesn't come up, be sure and go back to it later.  This really is a must-see.
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Received this from my buddy Dan over at the Clothing Optional Joke List at Yahoo! Groups:

Father O'Malley got up one fine spring day and walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside and noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.  He promptly called the local police station.  The conversation went like this:

"Top o' the day to ye. This is Sgt. Flaherty. How might I help ye?"

"And the rest of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front
lawn. Would ye be after sending a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sgt. Flaherty considered himself to be quite a wit and the rest of the conversation proceeded:

"Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a moment and then Father O'Malley replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin"!
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Kevin has the Weekend Caption Contest up over at Wizbang.