From the Rowdies in the Back of the Bus

Usually Jeff Goldstein is entirely too hip for me.  But THIS had me howling.  (Geez, I hate feeling old and un-hip.) 
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I love a (girlie) man with a sense of humor!
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Michelle Malkin rocks!
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For the truly intellectually challenged...
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From Elizabeth:  Introduction to Matzoh Ball Soup
 
A Jewish family invited their gentile neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is matzoh ball soup."

On seeing the two large matzoh balls floating in the broth, the Gentile man was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew.
 
Gently the Jewish couple pressed the Gentile man. "Try it; if you don't like it, you don't have to finish it."
 
Finally he agreed. He dug his spoon in, first picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup in his spoon, and tasting it gingerly. The usual "Mmmmmmmmm" sound could be heard coming from deep within his chest, and he quickly finished the whole bowl. "That was good" the man said. "Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?"
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