Leslie's Omnibus

Rules of the Road

Rule No. 1:

If you're at the wheel of a moving vehicle and have to vomit, pull over and put the vehicle in park and then puke.

Rule No. 2:

Train beats car every freaking time.

Yes, that's my train station. No, I didn't go to work today, or I'd have actually witnessed this.

What an incredibly foolish waste of a life.

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