Signs

Once again The Lipstick Mystic (via the RedEye) has interesting plans for yours truly:

Leo
July 23-Aug. 22

Career issues are driving you bonkers, thanks to Jupiter. You need a trip to a spa if you can afford one. Or visit a therapist and vent a little. Of course, there's always sexual therapy -- if you can find someone hot to indulge you.

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