Leslie's Omnibus

Quick Stop

This is why you NEVER drunk text:
(434): I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
(1-434): Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Fell off the couch laughing!
Leslie

3 comments:

Graumagus said...

Why have I not seen this site before?

These are freakin' hilarious!

Mike said...

Yeah, my mom would NEVER wear RollerBlades.

JihadGene said...

FUNNY!!!