(434): I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.Fell off the couch laughing!
(1-434): Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Quick Stop
This is why you NEVER drunk text:

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3 comments:
Why have I not seen this site before?
These are freakin' hilarious!
Yeah, my mom would NEVER wear RollerBlades.
FUNNY!!!
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