Drive-Bys

We Are Not Amused? Oh, yes, we most certainly are!
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Oh, boy! Eric will be so pleased to hear this happy news. (Would you like popcorn with that zombie?)
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Note to Moogie, who's discovering the joys of living with a tweenager: At my 30th birthday party most of my friends and relatives gave me the usual raft of grief about being "over the hill." My dad, however, informed everyone in the room that my greatest achievement thus far wasn't turning 30. Oh, no. The greatest achievement was that he let me live past my junior high years.

He was correct, too!
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