|You Are a Strawberry Margarita|
You're so sweet it's a little overwhelming, and people are a little afraid of corrupting you... [Huh???]
It's a little difficult to imagine you with a margarita. [Damn straight, Skippy -- I'm a red wine girl!]
And you're truly a different person after you've kicked back a couple! [Too right! Last time I tried it, I danced on a table with a cowboy from Saskatoon. That, of course, was eons ago.]
(A tip of the cap to Lisa W.!)
I love my nieces with all my heart... but I'd rather handle nuclear waste naked than change a teething 11 month old's fully loaded nappy ever again!