Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

Quote of the Day: "I have monkeys in my pants."

Geeze. Some people will go to great lengths to steal someone else's schtick.
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Hmmm.... I wonder if Mr. Debonair Hizzownself has one of these on his Christmas list? Or maybe one of these?
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Leslie

2 comments:

Elisson said...

Hrm. What is this "Christmas" of which you speak?

Farts and boogers. Well, once you've shitblogged, boogerblogged, and earwaxblogged, it's all fair game, innit?

Omnibus Driver said...

Urk. I stand corrected. But surely you have a list of goodies you'd like to find under the Chanukah bush, no?

As the rest, you and your blown-eyed brethren have just raised my appreciation for all things of a scatological nature. Now I fairly trip over the stuff just about everywhere I go. Thank you for that. Really.