Drive-Bys

If you're going to pull over here, take a barf bag, will ya? You're going to need it.
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You Are a Strawberry Margarita

You're so sweet it's a little overwhelming, and people are a little afraid of corrupting you... [Huh???] It's a little difficult to imagine you with a margarita. [Damn straight, Skippy -- I'm a red wine girl!] And you're truly a different person after you've kicked back a couple! [Too right! Last time I tried it, I danced on a table with a cowboy from Saskatoon. That, of course, was eons ago.]

What Flavor Margarita Are You?

(A tip of the cap to Lisa W.!)
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I love my nieces with all my heart... but I'd rather handle nuclear waste naked than change a teething 11 month old's fully loaded nappy ever again!
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