Drive-Bys

For all my friends who dig the really gross stuff, this hysterical story. (Don't say I didn't warn you.)
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Professor Quippy expands on an already dandy idea. I'm digging the viking helmet.
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McGeHee is feeling neglected. Go leave him a little love in his comments.
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Seems like somebody's been busy polishing up his tin foil beanie... Gadzooks!
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You'll do a spit-take. I promise.
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