Quote of the day: "Somewhere out there is a comet with a lampshade on its head."
(Somewhere in Chicago there was an Omnibus Driver with a lampshade on her head last night, too, if my fuzzy recall is correct.)
Things to do when I get home tonight:
#1 Write "You are not 21 any more, you blithering idiot" 100 times on the whiteboard.
#2 Take 2 aspirin.
#3 Go straight to bed.
Note to self: It's a very short stumble from "blithe" to "blithering".