Drive-Bys

Here's an interesting quiz. What kind of a survivor are you?
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A Magnum PI movie is still in the works? Dear God, don't tell the Princess Mom! I don't know if her heart can take it if they make the movie without her boy Tom.

(She worships Tom Selleck* like the Manolo worships the Hasselhoff.)
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*Little known fact about the Princess Mom: I gave her a Tom Selleck poster for her birthday one year as a gag gift. She was thrilled and, unbeknownst to My Father, The Prince Among Men, she hung the damned thing up on the back of her closet door. For years every night before she went to bed, she blew her boy Tom a kiss goodnight.

I'm. Not. Kidding.
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