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Here's an interesting quiz. What kind of a survivor are you?
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A Magnum PI movie is still in the works? Dear God, don't tell the Princess Mom! I don't know if her heart can take it if they make the movie without her boy Tom.

(She worships Tom Selleck* like the Manolo worships the Hasselhoff.)
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*Little known fact about the Princess Mom: I gave her a Tom Selleck poster for her birthday one year as a gag gift. She was thrilled and, unbeknownst to My Father, The Prince Among Men, she hung the damned thing up on the back of her closet door. For years every night before she went to bed, she blew her boy Tom a kiss goodnight.

I'm. Not. Kidding.

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Leslie

4 comments:

Maeve said...

At least she did not put the poster up on the ceiling over her half of the bed...........

mr. helpful said...

did you know you could turn this post into a hit rap song?

~~put yer hands in the air
like you just dont care
dear god,
dont tell the princess mom
dont know if her heart
can take it
if they make the movie
without her boy tom...~~

jus keepin it real...

Contagion said...

There is something wrong about the whole poster thing.

Nancy V. said...

That's hilarious!! I think our Moms would get along famously. Magnum was one of her "can't miss" TV favorites. Along with Tom Jones and anything Mel Gibson.